Little.Bit.Of.Truth.

clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

(via a-reason-to-start-again)

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

(via hollywood-is-plastic)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via hollywood-is-plastic)

nogoodturkey:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via hollywood-is-plastic)

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied, via 666-slut)