what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them